Seemingly Keen, Insanely Sykotic

emilyfreakingstark:

xxbeccam:

WHAT IF YOU WERE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE AND YOU SAW THE BULGE AT THEIR CROTCH AND THOUGHT IT WAS A BONER SO YOU TOOK OFF THEIR BOXERS AND THIS TINY AIRPLANE JUST TOOK OFF AND FLEW INTO THE SKY AND THEIR ENTIRE CROTCH WAS JUST A MINIATURE AIRPORT WHAT WOULD YOU DO

(Source: lambrojolio, via zynro)